Could i get a girl friend?

Hi, I am 33 stone, have severe acne, smell of body odour, bald, have a big nose, have head lice, I'm impotent, I have a small penis, one leg longer than the other, huge ears, eczema all over my body, hairs growing out of my forehead, bushy eyebrows, smelly feet and i am very shy. I am self conscious about what people think of me. Do you think I could get a girl friend?